Dear India: About the cheese

Dear India,

I thought it was time I sat down and wrote you a little letter about cheese. I’m sorry but I’m just not happy. I know you’re doing your best. It’s not you – it’s me, truly. I think it might be time to break the whole thing off. I like your paneer, I really really do, but to be honest it tastes more like tofu. I’m craving something more. And then there’s the emmental I found in a nearby supermarket:


In the ingredients list it says it contains 8% emmental. I don’t think 8% of the claimed main product gives you the right to use the word “Gourmet” to describe it. I realise this is probably not entirely your fault – so I’m willing to give you a second chance.

Looking forward to the decent brie in the post.